creating the memories that make us.
About Geoff
On 24 July 1972 in East Berlin, Geoff Bauer was born with a zest for life that he would not uncover until 9 November 1989 - the fall of the wall.
At the ripe age of 17, Geoff embarked on a journey that would take him to lands far beyond his imagination. These unique and astounding experiences from Pamukkale, Turkey to Red Beach, China (and beyond) showed Geoff the true meaning of the word "Us".
Today, Geoff calls Fine, New York his home. He enjoys nature, art collecting, solving puzzles/geocaching, photography and above all, helping others find the purpose of their own lives.
Geoff strives for others to see and understand just what he could not as a child - the zest for life.
As a creator, innovator and world explorer Geoff will help you find success.
What Geoff Does
As a world traveler and lover of all things good, Geoff can provide the below services to you. Today.
Become your best you! Through a series of online courses and personal consultations Geoff will ensure your immediate success.
Geoff spent most of his formative years searching for the meaning of life - the zest.
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Geoff will provide supreme spiritual support to both you and your loved ones in any time of need.
Any extra dollar earned is 50 cents that should be given back to others.
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These courses will provide you with an exceptional sense of community and giving.
These days, it is challenging finding the right agent that will put your needs before their own. I can guarantee that I will only think of you, and not the wallet.
My Place is Your Place
Acting and Nature Retreats Throughout the Year in Fine, NY
When Geoff first moved to his home in Fine, New York he never realized the possibilities that his property offered. Geoff is offering year-long retreats for both the skill of acting as well as nature retreats that truly embrace the spirit of The Adirondacks.
During the summer months (June through August), Geoff opens his home to aspiring actors who are hunting for "the zest for life".
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The rest of the year (September through May), Geoff opens his property to people from all walks of life who are looking to expand their knowledge of all things nature. To find inner peace in a place of serenity. Specifically built and curated for those who wish to know the world.
Success Stories
Contact Me
geoff@geoffbauer.com
845-944-8062
Official Statements
Convictions, Opinions & Beliefs:
Wildfires in Canada
HORRIBLE
As a young deeply troubled boy, I would always ask Das Muttertier "Why Mother is there smoke in the sky and will my father come home finally?" Today I relived this travesty of my life and my heart goes out to every man, woman and child living with these smokes that I am especially feeling here in Fine, NY. It is a travesty that we have allowed such a thing to happen. I can not even enjoy my late fireside chat with myself. So, tonight I will resort to my cellar. With all of my new Acting Retreats coming arriving very soon, I shall manifest that my students find solace in the fact that in just a week we shall regale in the Midsummer Dream very soon.
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-Geoff Bauer 06 June 2023
A Statement on Kim Kardashian
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First an foremost, I condemn the brand Balenciaga. But this, my speaking, does not stop there.
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I was a mere 9 years old when I saw a Ms. Monroe on the big screen. “Some Like it Hot”. In Treptow, we used to sneak over to our neighbor, my mother’s friend, Henri, to watch the movies in the dark. He had a projector that he would take from his very good job at the movie theatre, and movies that he would find under the wall (in the west). This was an absolute treat. He hung his bed sheet on his wall, and we would watch what we thought were new movies! It was 1981, and I thought that this Ms. Monroe might be the prettiest lady I had ever seen.
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Since then, I had realized I was very much years behind. You will see that in my bio, I can not write about it here, again.
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So, I see this of the Kim Kardashian wearing Ms. Monroe’s dress at the Met Gala. I understand the Met Gala is for fashion, and I respect that. However, I do not respect this Kim Kardashian to make fun of the beautiful dress. I honestly believe she may have ruined it, even wearing it for moments. I am a man of 50 with quite a good body – but I would never expect to wear the suit of Jack Lemmon or Tony Curtis – this would only be in my dreams. I personally condemn Kimberly Kardashian as well as anyone that works for her and with her. Anyone, that told this woman it was a good choice.
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I also saw a clip of this episode of what this is called – Keeping Up, I believe. They made fun of one of America’ First Lady’s – Jackie Onassis Kennedy – to say she was crying in a room. Months before her husband, our President John F. Kennedy was assassinated in Dallas, Texas.
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Kardashians, you should feel ashamed. To ever wear that dress and talk about Jackie at the same time. I only feel shame for you. Shame for myself for evening seeing clips. Shame for America. Shame for Us.
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Also, Travis Barker - my daughter loves your Blink 182 music but we are scared for you and of you now.